Okay! we have the Harry Potter meeting, Games meeting, whos up for SPORTS WEEK!?
*It's sportsweek at the Bleach now! first event, Foot race!*
*Participants-
1 Ichigo
2 Yoruichi
3 Orihime
4 Renji
5 Ikkaku
6 Rukia
7 Aizen
8 Ulquiorra*
Ichigo: I'ma beat you Renji!!!
Renji: not if I beat you first!!!
*stare down start...?*
Rukia: ummm... shouldnt they be stretching? *apparently she's stretching*
Orihime: awww i cant stretch *big jugs get in the way...*
Yoruichi: This one's in the bag
Ulquiorra: *sadness waves increase the gravity around him*
Aizen: Ulquiorra... radiate those waves as strongly as possible! that way i get an easy win
Ikkaku: IMA GONNA BEAT YOU ALL!!!
Yuminichika: nothing like getting psyched up...
*racers take their positions, Hinamori is the one who shoots the gun*
Hinamori: GO!!! *falls from the shock of pulling the trigger of a pistol... do they even have guns in Soul Society?*
*Racers go... Yoruichi is reading a book at the starting line...*
*Renji and Ichigo run while staring each other down*
*Rukia runs casually*
*pervs stare at Orihime's chest as she runs...*
*Ulquiorra's gravity weighs Ikkaku and Aizen down*
Aizen: GODDAMIT ULQUIORRA!!!!
Ikkaku: YOU EFFING CHEATS!
Ulquiorra: *
*
Yoruichi: *is in cat form at finish line* What took you guys so long?
Yoruichi wins
*Next event... swimming?... wait do samurais swim?*
Participants
Ichigo
Orihime
Chad
Ishida
Yea well... the rest cant swim...*
Umm... Ishida won... well nothing special really...
Next event... Archery...?
Participants-
Urahara
Ishida
Aizen
Mayuri
Urahara: *pulls out strange device*
Mayuri: *does the same*
Aizen: *pulls out strange device aswell*
Ishida: *gets quincy bow ready*
OKAY AND SHOOT!!!!
Ishida: *obliterates target... 10, 10, 10, 10*
Mayuri: *a laser is shot at the target, apparently he was using a sniper rifle 10, 10, 10, 10*
Urahara: *a bomb was planted on the bullseye, he used a sound shockwave to trigger it, 10, 10, 10, 9*
Aizen: DAMMIT IT'S NOT WORKING! *shoots... and well... it was an explosive shot... it leaves a crater where the target was, 10, 9, 8, 10*
Winner...? well, Mayuri and Ishida...
Next event, Fencing
Participants
Yamamoto
Kenpachi
Ichigo
Grimmjaw
Renji
Rukia
Komamura
Gin
Matchups
Yama vs Kenpachi
Ichigo vs Renji
Rukia vs Grimmjaw.. hopeless much?
Komamura vs Gin
Yama: now, lets see what you've learned in kendo
Kenpachi: i aint gonna use it yet...
*fight, return blows expertly, Kenpachi stalemates the time*
Next Round
*same thing again, this time, Yamamoto counters successfuly*
Yama moves up
Renji: You aint gonan beat me! i've been swordfighting longer than you've been alive!
ichigo: I have a trick or two up my sleeve...
*Fight! Ichigo: BANKAI!!!! Renji: WTF?!!! YOU CHEAT!!!*
Fight ends there, Ichigo moves up
Rukia vs Grimmjaw
Rukia: this is hopeless.. i cannot win...
Grimmjaw: *basks in the awesomeness of his aura*
FIGHT!
*Grimmjaw counters the blow... and wins*
Rukia: *just as i thought.. hopeless...*
Next round... Gin VS Komamura
Komamura: *you better not cheat*
Gin: *i'm gonna cheat.. i'ma cheatin'!*
*Fight... Gin's sword extends and hits Komamura... Gin wins*
Komamura: CHEAT!! I"M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Next round, Ichigo vs Yama... shall i skip?
Yamamoto wins...
SPORTS WEEK CONTINUES NEXT MONTH! ON DRAGONBALL Z!!!!!!! WTF?! nah i'm gonna continue when i feel like it
